I get hecklers all the time!

Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, I'm perfect.

I actually went to film school, but I didn't like it. I'm basically self-taught.

I've been doing stand-up since '89.

I never wanted to be famous.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes it's fun, sometimes it's annoying.

I’m a big Pacino fan. He’s a great actor: so much passion and intensity.

In Manhattan, I often do two or three or more shows a night, so I’m always working on new material.

I think I’ve proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That’s how it always works.

Tina Fey is really cool. She’s so mellow and laid back.